Excuse me while I go look for my panties. They just magically flew off and landed somewhere. One moment please.
I can’t stand how brown and sexy he is. It just makes me frustrated.
Dear Lord, Thank You for the creation of man. In Particular, this man. You are a great God, Yes you are. Place THIS BLESSING in my life, In jesus name I pray. AMEN.
*puts vagina on his top lip* boooooy.
This right here is a beautiful chocolate man. Praise Jah